You're on the run, and the best place to hide is up the mountain.

• Smells of pine trees, pine cones, campfire, and damp earth.
• Provides an everyday hideaway from HR’s BS.
• Like taking a wonderful walk through the woods, but with fewer attack squirrels.
• Made with love and laughter (and all-vegan oils).
• Cures cabin fever (and no copay!).

Rocky peaks and tree-studded paths smell of freedom and promise. A whiff of campfire on the breeze, the scent of pine and cool stone clear your head. There’s a little wet earth from recent rains...but not enough to leave a trace. When you’re on the run from life, the best place to hide is always up the mountain.

Yes, you’ve reached your hideaway.

And here at your mountain refuge, you’re free.

This creamy lotion is thick and smooth, made from high-quality natural ingredients.

8 oz of silky goodness.